minus-squarezcm🍰@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoThe catholic way of seeing things is that Jesus - while being fully divine - was fully human. He would definitely want to see titties on his birthday. Denying that is a heresy.
minus-squareozzi@snac.sklenicekrtku.czlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day ago@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org who? that’s not jj @jdr@lemmy.ml
minus-squareozzi@snac.sklenicekrtku.czlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day ago@jdr@lemmy.ml secret?! how do i read it? am i not prayed up enough?
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoJust have to do some sort of gnostic ritual I guess?
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoAin’t no patriarch like an ecumenical patriarch!
Christmas is ruined forever
The catholic way of seeing things is that Jesus - while being fully divine - was fully human. He would definitely want to see titties on his birthday. Denying that is a heresy.
#lactationofstbernard
jesus christ
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
who? that’s not jj
@jdr@lemmy.ml
exactly
It’s in one of the secret chapters
@jdr@lemmy.ml
secret?! how do i read it? am i not prayed up enough?
Just have to do some sort of gnostic ritual I guess?
@jdr@lemmy.ml
i am no stick!
Christianity! Fuck yeah!
Ain’t no patriarch like an ecumenical patriarch!