Don’t know how to continue.
Shaved by the Vault Underground
a parody of
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
i shaved myself today
to see my face is real
i focus on the face
deep horror i now feel
the blade’s dripping red
the old familiar sting
try keep a steady hand
but MABL i exceed
what have i become
my scabby friend
every drop i’ve got
down the drain anyway

To me these names all look like made up nom de plum or stage names, like Ed Zitron or Imogen Poots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel,_Jack_and_Ashley_Too
She was going by Ashley O at the time.
Story of O, eh?
Oh aye.