Don’t know how to continue.

Shaved by the Vault Underground

a parody of

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

i shaved myself today
to see my face is real
i focus on the face
deep horror i now feel

the blade’s dripping red
the old familiar sting
try keep a steady hand
but MABL i exceed

what have i become
my scabby friend
every drop i’ve got
down the drain anyway

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      6 days ago

      Don’t worry. I only use a buzzcutting machine for a close-enough-but-not-really shave.

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          6 days ago

          Cutting yourself looks suicidal but it isn’t suicidal suicidal behaviour. It’s a sort of a safer option to committing suicide suicide.