it’s very easy to make! just boil some pasta, make all other ingredients hot and then combine them! i love beige slop. “all other ingredients” are: garlic, vegan gyros from lidl and feta cheese (any simulacrum with “greek type cheese” in the name will work too)

There’s eggs in pasta, right?
Most do, but you can get egg-free pastas.
Most industrial made ones don’t actually. Fresh pasta is more common to have eggs, and there’s also specific pastas that will almost always have eggs such as tagliatelle.
That’s against the egg day spirit
yeah! do my beige slop pass the egg check?
Yes! Happy egg day!
happy egg day!!
Most dried pasta does not.
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