EXHIBIT A: Brank depicted with a white SHELL. How many potatoes have white shells?

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d3a885a2-8931-4594-bc43-b321d085da48.png

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/e3837d96-ed9d-4949-b394-3f251d7c1944.png

EXHIBIT B: Zimmer is playing with an EGG

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/23ceeb3a-0ebd-4455-985a-3071398b5a1e.png

EXHIBIT C: Brank drinking EGG juice, which is the joke: They’re egg-cannibals

https://snac.lab8.cz/js/s/post-8a17ef246d432dd2984bf88b1e6349a7.png

EXHIBIT D: The Masonic Icon of Funhole contains an EGG

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/99180590-e26b-4ae3-838e-452dd7f6bb56.png

EXHIBIT E: Detective finds EGG YOLK at a crime scene. Maybe an EGG was injured!

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/be28688a-8418-4c66-81e3-598737ff5d9e.png

EXHIBIT F: Comment chain in which YOU feed in to the idea that they are EGGS

https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/16433876

EXHIBIT G: Hank depicted next to a rooster, whose species is well known for laying EGGS

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/8ace7d80-6fa8-4295-aed1-f17f71181b88.png

EXHIBIT H: Content depicting Hank carrying EGGS. And if qrstuv’s comment is to be believed (and after sorting by old I do), you posted it BEFORE Hank Decides On New Eggs, which must mean you too thought him to be an EGG CANNIBAL

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/9436932

Need I continue?