Excuse me, but did you not see my fancy graphic and animation? And my cool autoplaying adverts? And the dickbar asking you to subscribe to my annoying newsletter?

I don’t know what web you’re looking for, but it’s not the one I (and my many clients) design for. /s

/s I’m not a web designer or coder. I only host plain html. Shut up. It’s sarcasm / satire done poorly.