This was my best showerthought I left on reddit. I didn’t want to leave it into the oblivion.

  • @chaorace
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    210 months ago

    Note: if your knife begins plotting the demise of you or any other person, the best course of action is to assume your rightful place as an avatar of destruction.

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Congrats! Your knife is now an SCP. Please find a class d personnel and have them interact with your knife. If it kills them, please elevate a mobile task force delta, such as MTF Delta-5 to properly contain your knife