Then it was people with “Big” or “Large” in their name. Then “Slim”, then “Young”, and now we’ve got people calling themselves “Baby”. So I decided to take this to its natural conclusion and come up with my own rap name:

Zy GOAT

BUT I LOOKED IT UP JUST IN CASE AND SOME JACKASS HAS ALREADY TAKEN IT! 😡

Guess I’ll just call myself fucking PDA or Fertilized Egg or some shit.