Lion? If you’re a human in 40k you’re more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I’ll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they’ll give me little human treats.


if I was born into rome-collapsed-into-mannorialism, i would definitely be a totally jacked warrior knight studying literature and making it with hot booba babes.
i definitely wouldn’t be an illiterate feral mud eater that has his skull drilled by the local doctor for having sex with the village standing stone after i was warned. twice.
Oh, you’ll live in a wealthy village that can afford a doctor!
No the super jacked warrior knights are all impotent and asexual