CHICAGO—Calling the update a major breakthrough for players who enjoy new-ball smell, Wilson Sporting Goods officials unveiled a new line of tennis balls Tuesday that contain even more smell. “We know tennis fans love that bright chemical fragrance, so we dipped these balls in as much smell as they could physically absorb,” said Wilson spokesperson […]
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  • some_guyEnglish
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    1 day ago

    I think Pringles’ original intention was to make tennis balls… but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said “Fuck it, cut em up!”

    • Mitch Hedberg