Start game.

Character creation.

Disappointed that goblin isn’t an option.

Disappointed that class is linked to race but whatever it’s an old game.

Can’t decide between making my character a half-elf druid avenger or gnome thief.

Settle on druid avenger because playing as an eco-terrorist sounds fun.

Become disappointed that druids can only be true neutral.

I make my characters skin green and give them the old lady voice because fuck you game I wanted to make a goblin.

Walk into the Inn.

Insult every noble visiting the inn.

Leave.

Enter a house and get jumped by an assassin.

Die.

Lmao this game rules.