TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?message-squaremessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down15
arrow-up1129arrow-down1message-squareIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squareseathrulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoYes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoFor every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
minus-squaretiredofsametab@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThe scale shits back in the shitter?
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDoes that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?
minus-squaredragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWell I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoThank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSo you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?
Yes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
For every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
Power shit thrust
The scale shits back in the shitter?
Does that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?
Well I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
Thank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
So you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?