@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 1 year agoStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.ukimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down12
arrow-up1635arrow-down1imageStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.uk@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoSays someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
Swinger’s. Enough said
I assumed porn house.
Not while I’m cooking
Your orgies sound boring
Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
I call that foreplay
I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
In front of my salad?!
Yeh my first thought too.