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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon wants this

sh.itjust.works

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Anon wants this

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Acinonyx
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    since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

      • Natanael@infosec.pub
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        It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

      • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        god i love sex

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        if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself

        • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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          1. And?
          2. If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
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            you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

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            I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers

        • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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          It’s an open relationship, fundie.

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