• Uvine_Umarylis
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    211 year ago

    Jesus. Imagine how much of the world would react if

    1: jesus literally proved he existed to faiths that say he’s a hoax (im agnostic btw)

    2: He reforms the groups that use his name as a pretext to exclude & marginalize others.

    3: Dude turned out to have been gaming like a boss in heaven, like dude comes down & faces the pope in Dungeons & Dragons or Pokemon lmfaooo

      1. World Christian churches split into at least 2 additional factions per each existing faction (Catholic, Protestant, Greek Orthodox, whatever orthodox, and whatever else exists). Each having a slightly different view on the new Jesus dude.

      Nevermind if Jesus turns up to be non binary I expect a meltdown then.