• @DandomRude@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Given the critical security vulnerabilities of the Death Star, I’m assuming it was this GNOME research that Lord Vader was actually interested in. I mean, who needs genetically modified super-soldiers when you can have a Death Star that runs stable and secure on Linux?

      • jawa21
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        32 days ago

        That 1x1 meter exhaust port? They forgot to install the correct extension.

        • FuglyDuck
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          12 days ago

          Would that have been palpy’s dick-extension cannon on all the first order ships?