• @satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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    191 day ago

    Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you’re under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It’s a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

    • Sabata
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      51 day ago

      I had this happen a lot when I fixed gambling machines. No I’m not putting a fucking winner in.

        • Sabata
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          51 day ago

          I would also be waste deep in the machine and they get pissy I’m not going to crawl out to tell them what a dying plant cold figure out.

          • @Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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            220 hours ago

            Ahh a slot tech in the wild 🧐. A rare creature, known for its great distaste of the peasants who flock to its machines in search of a glory that remains elusive.

            • Sabata
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              37 hours ago

              Not quite slots but just as evil, don’t want to dox myself.