Warning: NSFW language

“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”

Giuliani railed against how Jewish people “want to go through that freaking Passover all the time” and how they should “get over the Passover” because it was 3,000 years ago. “OK, the Red Sea parted,” the transcript reads. “Big deal. Not the first time that happened.”

Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.

The transcripts also feature Giuliani discussing which celebrities are Republican. Giuliani is trying to think of someone in particular and Dunphy volunteers that Matt Damon is “very liberal.”

“Matt Damon is a fag,” Giuliani replies. “Matt Damon is also 5’2″, eyes are blue. Coochi-coochie-coochie-coo.”

Various websites list Damon as around 5’10”. It’s unclear why Giuliani invoked the 1920s song “Has Anybody Seen My Girl? (Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)” or what it has to do with the actor.

Then there are the lewd comments directed toward Dunphy. “Come here, big tits,” Giuliani says on one occasion, according to the transcript. “Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

  • norb
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    7911 months ago

    Seeing a lot of comments about dementia here, but I honestly think he’s just a drunk. Seen plenty of drunks in my life speak like this. Random, almost non-nonsensical comments. Random bits of songs. Screams drunkard to me.

    • twelve20two
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      2411 months ago

      The only part that sounded like dementia to me was the reference to the old song. The part about, “I want to claim my tits,” sounded waaay more like alcohol

      • Queen HawlSera
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        311 months ago

        And makes me imagine Rudy with a rocking pair of F Cups…

        This might be the first time I actually agree that I look at too much porn.

    • TechyDad
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      1111 months ago

      I agree, but just wanted to add that this in no way removes blame from Rudy. He’d likely be just like this, but slightly more toned down if he was completely sober. His drunken state is likely just dropping whatever inhibitions he had and getting him to vocalize them out loud.

    • Alien Nathan Edward
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      911 months ago

      yeah, came here to say that he’s high and operating on pure associative thinking without any sort of rational filtering on top of it