no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days agoUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down113
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minus-square@KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink-4•1 day agoI mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
minus-square@KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink2•10 hours agoLike a leaky faucet. Drip… drip… drip…
minus-square@lowleveldata@programming.devlinkfedilink19•22 hours agoBoss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.
minus-square@KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink4•22 hours agoPlease break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.
minus-square@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•edit-222 hours agoHe’s whackin, jackin, and fappin!
minus-square@3laws@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•1 day agoAfter the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?
This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?
I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
Like a leaky faucet. Drip… drip… drip…
Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.
Please break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.
He’s whackin, jackin, and fappin!
After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?
That 3rd shake really is the best.
Fair enough