MacN'Cheezus to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-21 month agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1808arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1797arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-21 month agomessage-square137fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@JoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish16•1 month agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareTheLowestStonelinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-square@JoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-square@enbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
You don’t?
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