So wrong…

    • Capt. Wolf
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      Jesus… Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us…🤮

      • @otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

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            If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

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              It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.

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                It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…

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        I know I shouldn’t but… What story?

        Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

        • Capt. Wolf
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          I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.