This is my most needed feature in linux. I want zero ‘connect/disconnect’ sounds and if the laptop is asleep I don’t want it to wake up in the middle of the night for no reason.

I have an infinite supply of Windows laptops from work but I hate them with a burning passion and I can’t afford to replace my Macbook.

If someone can tell me what linux distro is the most silent and least annoying I will erase my entire Windows partition this weekend.

  • mox
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    53 hours ago

    I think others have already covered linux being silent if you want it to be.

    I just want to acknowledge your headline, which made wonder if someone had named their newborn baby “Linux”. Thanks for the laugh. :)