Chris Shaw is the chosen one. His name has been written in the sidebar since the dawn of time. The ancient words giving but one simple instruction: Ban Chris Shaw. It is unknown what horrible terrors he might reap should he be allowed to roam freely throughout these treasured lands. We must have faith that those who created this world and the ancient prophecy know of a dark future where we do not heed their advice

Mmm, he didn’t buy WinZip.

(Or are you actually unclear on what’s happening here?)