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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness, multiple friends confirmed.
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    Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

    The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

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      This is sadly very true… and also doxylamine, trazodone, melatonin, etc…

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