• @Trebuchet@lemm.ee
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    473 months ago

    From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

    Unless you’re in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

    • NaibofTabr
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      293 months ago

      From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

      And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

      • @pdxfed@lemmy.world
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        43 months ago

        Seriously man, it’s a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

        “You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway…”

    • Don_DickleOP
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      93 months ago

      LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Getting kinda specific here…

        Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you’re not thinking about making a rash decision.

        • Don_DickleOP
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          83 months ago

          Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.

          • @thejoker954@lemmy.world
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            23 months ago

            It would all depend on the hired killer. Even the most horrible of people tend to have a ‘code’ they will follow.

    • Diplomjodler
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      33 months ago

      From what I’ve heard that also applies to some South American countries. But in any developed country it’s basically unthinkable to do something like this without getting caught.

      • Python
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        113 months ago

        Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn’t really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.