Like - what do I write in the card? What the hell do I get them? They come up so quickly as well.

  • @groucho
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    13 months ago

    Better than my method:

    • buy birthday card
    • attempt to write “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” in it and realize it already says that inside
    • underline “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” and add two more exclamation points
    • “love / sincerely / yours truly / — groucho”