Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?message-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1235arrow-down124
arrow-up1211arrow-down1message-squareHow many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square34linkfedilink
minus-squaresome_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·2 年前Dad shows up to game. He’s drunk again. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out. Never comes back. That’s Tucker.
minus-squareCroquette@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前Dad only shows up at game drunk. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out. “See you next week son”
Dad shows up to game. He’s drunk again. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.
Never comes back. That’s Tucker.
Dad only shows up at game drunk. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.
“See you next week son”
“He swings like a girl!”