• @some_guy
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    5129 days ago

    I haven’t ever paid a cent for mortgage. I’ll sell the secret for $100.

    I rent. But don’t tell sovcit, I want their money.

    • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      1029 days ago

      I’m thinking about curing all their ailments remotely using a magnetic resonance chamber to beam cures directly into them through a bracelet I sell on a website where I also sell coon skin hats and wooden teeth. Because you know they’re the type to believe in magic.

      • @some_guy
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        329 days ago

        MedBeds. They’re the future.

    • @LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
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      628 days ago

      Scary part is they would read your first sentence and believe you then convince themselves the second sentence is there to ward of the government.