• @some_guy
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    532 months ago

    This just made the best argument for how I’m going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. I’ll be a paragon of health.

    • Blackout
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      312 months ago

      Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

    • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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      122 months ago

      If we want to max processed make sure you’re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, “frozen desserts”.

    • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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      92 months ago

      Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe you’re more right than you realized!

    • @numberfour002@lemmy.world
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      32 months ago

      Your sodium, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels will earn gold, silver, and bronze medals for their Olympic-grade high jumps. And that’s how you know it’s healthy.