• @ssm
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    211 month ago

    Short list of obvious ones:

    • Haven’t binge watched all of skibidi toilet in one sitting
    • Uses Windows MacOS iOS or Android
    • Wipes after shitting / No shitbucket
    • Thinks git is github
    • Haven’t memorized all of the ANSI X3.159-1989 C standard
    • @CanadaPlus
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      41 month ago

      iOS or Android

      Soo, what then? Are Windows phones still a thing? Even Copperhead or Lineage are Android forks. Based on my PinePhone that one’s not really ready for primetime.

      • @ssm
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        131 month ago

        Only carrier pidgeons allowed

      • @philpo@feddit.org
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        41 month ago

        Self compiled Linux distribution for a phone you soldered together yourself - what else?

        I hate that you people are even allowed on the internet.

        • Send from a PDP11- </S>
      • @velvetThunder@lemmy.zip
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        31 month ago

        Even if they were. Windows is on the list of turnoff OS. Just use a flip phone for calls and a raspberry pi with the raspberry screen for scrolling through lemmy. Now i am imagining someone writing an essay in a Starbucks with a raspberry a propped up screen an a little keyboard.

        • @CanadaPlus
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          31 month ago

          That would immediately identify them as based, it’s true.

      • Caveman
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        21 month ago

        Linux phone is the only real acceptable option. Just not Ubuntu touch begause of Ubuntu