• AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]
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    134 months ago

    They’re not going to machete people to death because that’s too much work. They’ll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don’t need at the store, etc.

    • NeelixBiederman [he/him]
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      84 months ago

      “damn, you killed a guy? How’d you do it?”

      “Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass”