Gosh it would be awful if someone taught all those kids that Adam was originally androgynous, that priests are required to perform abortions, that the sin of Sodom was not fully supporting the poor, and that Joseph was a drag queen.
Or that part of the Bible was written by a politically motivated king to centralize his power and overturn the checks and balances between the monarchy and priesthood.
Gosh it would be awful if someone taught all those kids that Adam was originally androgynous, that priests are required to perform abortions, that the sin of Sodom was not fully supporting the poor, and that Joseph was a drag queen.
Sure would be a shame.
Or that part of the Bible was written by a politically motivated king to centralize his power and overturn the checks and balances between the monarchy and priesthood.
Just wait until they learn that Jesus was a jew…
Try to imagine how God must look if they are creating both man and woman in their image.
God’s not a woman. God’s not a man.
God is a hung futanari
God creates both man and woman on the 6th day. Where did she go? Why was Eve necessary?
Her name was Lilith, she wasn’t subservient to Adam so she was banished from Eden. She laid with an angel and became the first demon.
At least that’s what’s been pieced together from the Talmund and Jewish folklore.