Possibly. I remember those, they would take the can in, then spin them so the lasers could find the barcode. These new machines don’t do that. I’ve fed the cans in with the barcode against the belt, and the machine can still tell what they are.

I’d rather snark at them online behind their backs. I have no idea which of them are armed.

I remember when I was in high school working in a grocery store bottle room, crushing all the cans people brought in. Those jobs are gone, now the customers put the cans in themselves, and the machine detects and sorts them into the right bin.

Oops, you fell for my propaganda, and I didn’t even have to use real words.

Hsha lol

I hope everyone who wants to be on permanent DST experiences an eternity of the first day of spring forward, never rested again

…rude…

I’m white.

It’s 1am, and there’s a thunderstorm.

No, it doesn’t. Please read the actual bill, plus the NHTSA dockets and comments.

Edit: https://midwest.social/post/7194668

Point: early_to_risa.

I wouldn’t piss on the penny I paid for that.

French stop signs say STOP. Quebecois stop signs say… ARRET?

Sorry, that’s not worth $155.

This would be a rant if it were slightly longer.

At least you can stick kitchen magnets to it.

Narrator: You can’t.

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I was hoping for a “self-help” article, but the only suggestion is smashing. And I am not British.

It was the last Dirty Harry movie… 1989 or 1990? Jim Carey plays a heavy metal rock star and lip syncs Welcome to the Jungle while filming a music video.

The Dead Pool. Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood and a miscast Jim Carey.

Power line insulator?