• @Fester@lemm.ee
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    5820 days ago

    I wish I could afford a Boeing, but I go to Starbucks 35,000 times a day.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        1220 days ago

        You say that in jest but I am a former flight instructor that isn’t particularly interested in going flying ever again, not since I dropped out of mechanic school anyway.

    • @ours@lemmy.world
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      2120 days ago

      If you had cut out the avocado toast, you could have afforded your own wide-body jet liner before your 30s.

        • Billiam
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          920 days ago

          That’s how we know you’re not a millennial. A real millennial knows that’s only one week’s worth of 'cado toast.