The world’s most moral podcast: מַה שְּׁלוֹמְךָ, b—
עֶרֶב וְבֹּקֶר טוֹב
We invented the cherry tomato
And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome
Israeli salad, Uzi, stents, and Jaffa’s orange groves
Microchips was us
iPhone cameras, us
Taco salads, us
תּוֹדָה רַבָּה, Moses
Olive Garden, us
White phosphorus
Sabra hummus
Hasbara sus
“And you use water irrigated by Israel. You take medicine that was invented in Israel. You use cell phones—there’s a chip in there, that is made in Israel. All of that is Israel.”
Jumping‐jacks was us
Push‐ups was us
Krav Maga, us
All karaté, us
Taking molly, us
Michael Jackson, us
Yamaha keyboards…us!
Jar Jar Binks not us
Andor was us
Heath Ledger Joker, us
Endless breadsticks, us
Happy Meals was us
McDonald’s was us
Being happy, us
Bikram yoga, us
Eating food, us
Breathing air, us
Drinking water, us
We invented all that shit.