Health Ministry Takes Action: Investigating the Strange Disease Outbreak In a concerning turn of events, over 200 people in the Egyptian village of Al-aleikat, located in the Qena governorate, have been infected with a mysterious disease, causing alarm among the residents.

  • HandsHurtLoL
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    591 year ago

    Oh good. Millennials are due for another world calamity. We’ve had one plague. Why not a second plague?

    • DigitalTraveler42
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      311 year ago

      We’re fucked this time, because now we have dedicated antivaxx/mask/ers, and those bunch of assholes are pretty much pro-plague.

      • Teon
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        101 year ago

        Yes, but this time we know who they are and we can lock them all outside and let them infect each other.
        Mwahahahahaha!

      • @Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml
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        71 year ago

        they are only antimask when they’re asked to care for others.

        They are still fully pro-mask when they are doing their fashy marches

    • iltoroargento
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      211 year ago

      This is the worst second breakfast meme I’ve come across yet… And, sadly, the most relatable.

    • @rvd2k4@midwest.social
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      81 year ago

      Already have 5 cases of toilet paper plus the other thing purchases from the last pandemic. UVC sanitation stations, diy hand sanitizer kit, and 3D printed mask face masks and shields.

      • VenoraTheBarbarian
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        31 year ago

        I know the toilet paper wars were bad, but you think it’ll come to the point of needing shields??

    • Smoogy
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      -91 year ago

      Yes cuz millenials are singled out and targetted with all world events revolving around and affecting only them.

      • EnderWi99in
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        71 year ago

        Millennials are also like 40 now, so COVID equally impacted like 4 generations. It’s not like calamity is new to anyone Gen X and above either.