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“I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick!”

Yeah, honestly, get fucked with this shit, pedo shrimp dick.

Slava Ukaraini. Keep destroying critical Russian infrastructure you glorious heroes.

The “pawsport” pun killed me.

I think you could definitely end with it, but it softens the blow. I feel like that kind of style is usually reserved for comedy/roasting, though, where people may overexaggerate or just fabricate some horrible descriptors for someone and then end with an unflattering, but true, descriptor.

You’re definitely right that it doesn’t fit here, because all of those things are true about Kegsbreath.

Edit: comma

I shuddered reading your comment. Scheduling is the worst.

Judges have always been a toss up in the US. Most of the time, their job has been taking bribes and protecting the interests of the orphan crushing rich.

“Everyone’s saying it…”

Anyone still tied to the Republican party is beyond saving. I can’t stomach the quotes in this article. They’re all so stupid or straight up evil.

I think this needs to be changed to “I need to help bring about horrible things to terrible people.”

Be the change you wanna see in the world, kinda thing.

What are some highlights?

Obi-Wan didn’t even use the force on that one. He just changed a man’s life with a sick burn.

*Thavage…

Avocados are definitely more on the savory side of the food spectrum. Culinarily, they’re almost always referred to as a vegetable because of this, despite being a fruit in botanical terms.

As others have said, salt is pretty much always involved in their preparation. Also, for me and most of the people I know, it’s more of an addition to a meal than an actual meal or snack in itself.

I often dice them and put them in rice bowls with cilantro, lime or lemon juice, and whatever other protein I’m using (usually chicken or a fresh fish). They’re also added to citrus heavy or savory Asian fusion dishes a lot, nowadays. Basically, avocado goes well with anything rich and savory or light and citrusy.

Aside from that, they are a popular condiment on sandwiches and wraps and add a hint of their flavor and a really nice texture.

People will also do them somewhat like oysters, though, just halved and with hot sauce and lime or lemon juice.

Regardless, I don’t think anyone I know eats them without preparation/straight.

I read magnificent as malignant. Not sure which is better to your average kleptomaniac writing about “the economy”.

Huh. That’s crazy. It’s almost as if it’s a news piece. Posted in a news community, no less. How interesting.

That’s definitely a start.

Genuinely no one did anything right in their attempt to remove him from the room. That’s actually impressive. We know just punishments will not be meted out without the action of the people.

Holy fucking shit. The quotes are genuinely deranged. I honestly don’t have words.

Also, wtf is that weird ass black gubernatorial candidate yapping on about with the term “woke right” as a description for these racist, incel, hateful chuds? Those fuckers have their heads so far up their own asses and so deep in the sand, woke is literally the opposite of their entire life experience.

Edit: Jesus. They are so. fucking. weird.

And dude is literally calling people who would legit murder him “woke”. I don’t even know if I want anyone to make it make sense, really.

I have no idea how this is even classified as politics anymore. We’re so desensitized to this batshit swill.

I always thought “Israeli money” was a bit of an oxymoron…

I quite like how the convoluted strikeouts and edits mirror the mental gymnastics and confusion of your average… checks notes… liberal.