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minus-squarelemmynglinkfedilinkEnglish11•7 months agoIf it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
minus-square@garbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•edit-27 months agoI thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
minus-square@over_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•7 months agoDamn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
minus-square@Nachorellalink6•7 months agoI remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
minus-square@7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink2•7 months agoHuh… I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
Damn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
Huh… I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.