• @kautau@lemmy.world
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        412 months ago

        Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Tremendous things, really. So, I tweeted something, and people are saying, “Donald, what’s going on with that tweet?” And I said, “Look, folks, it was a tremendous tweet, the best tweet, believe me.” But then, I thought, maybe it was too tremendous. Maybe it was too powerful. So, I deleted it. And people are saying, “Wow, that’s leadership.” And they’re right. Because I’m a leader, and leaders lead.

        • TheFlopster
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          262 months ago

          Little bit too coherent. And he would never second guess a decision he claims he made.

          Maybe trail off in the middle of a sentence, and then mutter something about the liberals making Twitter delete it? Because everyone is in awe of how much sense he makes, and how right he is all the time.

          • @frezik@midwest.social
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            42 months ago

            I’ve tried to write things in Trump’s style before, and it almost literally gives me a headache. Thinking down to that level of incoherence takes effort.

          • Schadrach
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            32 months ago

            something about the liberals making Twitter delete it?

            That would be impossible, as he didn’t post it on Twitter. I’m not sure if this is you not being aware of the actual post, or you taking a jab at his followers being dumb enough to believe the liberals could make Twitter delete a post Trump “thruthed” on Truth Social (aka a Mastodon instance).

        • Echo Dot
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          62 months ago

          You didn’t go off on a random tangent halfway through. Not believable.

    • Flying Squid
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      92 months ago

      He wouldn’t want a repeat of the embarrassing ‘hamberder’ incident, which haunts him to this day.