This sounds like the landing page for half of the enterprise product home pages I’ve ever visited.
“No, fucking seriously, what does this product DO?”
It just kills me because surely it makes for worse sales and you’d think that’d help avoid buzzword vomit. It’s one thing when it’s your boss, but another when customers say “your marketing pages suuuuuck”
I have a theory that people who talk like this either;
Don’t know what they do themselves, or
Know their job is bullshit and use this language to feel better about it.
Wow, I’ve never wanted to punch a comic strip before.
This sounds like the landing page for half of the enterprise product home pages I’ve ever visited.
“No, fucking seriously, what does this product DO?”
It just kills me because surely it makes for worse sales and you’d think that’d help avoid buzzword vomit. It’s one thing when it’s your boss, but another when customers say “your marketing pages suuuuuck”
Our plan doesn’t involve this company at all
I have a theory that people who talk like this either;
Don’t know what they do themselves, or
Know their job is bullshit and use this language to feel better about it.
I’m a product manager and I want to punch this comic strip!!!