• @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    358 months ago

    “sure, it seems like a lot but you need the understand the great value you’re getting for that $70! Once you agree to a 48 month non-refundable subscription, we will ensure that our representatives do NOT follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’! At that price you can’t afford not to subscribe!”

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      58 months ago

      follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’!

      Why not just show ads? Paying the $70 reduces the amount seen. Of course we need lots of personal information to show the right ads. And everything you say or do will be recorded for AI training.

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        28 months ago

        “Your feedback is appreciated! Please create a user profile and provide a valid payment method if you would like someone to actually read it!”