• @some_guy
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    362 months ago

    “I’m such a terrible parent that I know my daughter will make terrible decisions when she gains her independence because I spent eighteen years fucking her up beyond belief.”

    • @tektite@slrpnk.net
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      162 months ago

      More like,

      “I’m a 33 year old (virgin?) who has no idea what it’s like to be a woman, seeking a girl young enough to not realize that my ‘relationship maturity’ is that of a 16 year old and I’ll certainly give her plenty of emotional baggage. Also, if I ever become a father I’m going to make my daughter wear a purity ring. And no college.”