LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who advocated for Simpson…
This is how I learned he died. Appropriate.
Didn’t you read the article? The. Coffin don’t fit!
At least you didn’t learn it from the fucking memes like I did.
I dunno, memes are an alright way to find out. I took great pleasure in the Henry Kissinger memes, myself