• thisbenzingring
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    1 year ago

    The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

    LoL oh damn

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      1 year ago

      it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include…

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      1 year ago

      For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.

      That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.