• magic_lobster_party
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    1023 months ago

    It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.

    I’m sure his wife and kids are deeply relieved by this news.

        • TimeSquirrel
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          3 months ago

          Yeah, but those aren’t required dress code or anything. Most of us just make some shit up out of our heads that sounds cool and go with it. Then we’ll fill all our online gaming and social media account profiles with it.

    • spez
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      263 months ago

      No Stacy, the ape mask stays on.