Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 14 days agoSat on the toilet too long and now your leg is asleepmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareSat on the toilet too long and now your leg is asleepDr. WeskerMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 20 days agoWhen you make a typo in you Lemmy post but when you go to correct it the server has a hiccupmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhen you make a typo in you Lemmy post but when you go to correct it the server has a hiccuppieguyEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · edit-220 days agoHaving the mutation that makes cilantro/coriander taste soapish to you yet not being mad at itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareHaving the mutation that makes cilantro/coriander taste soapish to you yet not being mad at itplus-squarepieguyEnglish · edit-220 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 month agoMaking nervous, awkward small talk during an unfamiliar sexual situationmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareMaking nervous, awkward small talk during an unfamiliar sexual situationDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoCan't find the mouse on the screen, so you jiggle it more and more fiercelymessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareCan't find the mouse on the screen, so you jiggle it more and more fiercelyDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 2 months agoStomach grumbles, but it sounds like a fart, and now you fear those around you will think you let one ripmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareStomach grumbles, but it sounds like a fart, and now you fear those around you will think you let one rippieguyEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoYou wake up with more aches than you went to bed withmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou wake up with more aches than you went to bed withDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoCat is highly offended that you sneezedmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareCat is highly offended that you sneezedDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 2 months agoolive breadmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareolive breadpieguyEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoStool looser than you'd prefer it to bemessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareStool looser than you'd prefer it to beDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agoHaving a more detailed conversation with your pet than you do with the average humanmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareHaving a more detailed conversation with your pet than you do with the average humanDr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoThe sensation of needing to shit is there, but the fecal is not forthcomingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareThe sensation of needing to shit is there, but the fecal is not forthcomingDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoSomeone says, "It is what It is," but you silently suspect maybe it isn'tmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareSomeone says, "It is what It is," but you silently suspect maybe it isn'tDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoYou park in the empty end of the parking lot to avoid parking next to people, and when you return someone has parked next to youmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareYou park in the empty end of the parking lot to avoid parking next to people, and when you return someone has parked next to youDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoA brief verbal exchange that ended awkwardlymessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareA brief verbal exchange that ended awkwardlyDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-21 year agoWaiting until tomorrow to make that phone call you could have made last weekmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWaiting until tomorrow to make that phone call you could have made last weekDr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-21 year agoYou touch a microfiber cloth and it catches on the skin of your hands in the most unpleasant waymessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou touch a microfiber cloth and it catches on the skin of your hands in the most unpleasant wayDr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 1 year agoWhen you try to make sunny side up fried eggs but all your yolks pop :(imagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down11
arrow-up125arrow-down1imageWhen you try to make sunny side up fried eggs but all your yolks pop :(pieguyEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoYou feel a little tired, so you check the internet to see what you're dying frommessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou feel a little tired, so you check the internet to see what you're dying fromDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agoLaying in bed in the morning until the very last second, trying to talk yourself into calling in sickmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareLaying in bed in the morning until the very last second, trying to talk yourself into calling in sickDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
