pieguyEnglish · 9 months agoFeeling tired all day then getting your second wind at 22:00 when you want to go to bed so you don't feel tired tomorrow message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down10
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareFeeling tired all day then getting your second wind at 22:00 when you want to go to bed so you don't feel tired tomorrow pieguyEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down11
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoning message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoning Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to play message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to play Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agoLooking forward to getting home to your cats message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareLooking forward to getting home to your cats Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoEating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouth message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareEating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouth Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember it message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down12
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember it Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agoYou have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morning message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareYou have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morning Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoCarrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socks message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareCarrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socks Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agoFlip the pillow over to get to the cool side message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down11
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareFlip the pillow over to get to the cool side Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoRaising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fart message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareRaising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fart Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agoDreading an upcoming social function message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareDreading an upcoming social function Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 9 months agoYou need to break eye contact during a conversation with someone, and when you do you unintentionally look at their crotch or boobs, and then wonder if they noticed message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareYou need to break eye contact during a conversation with someone, and when you do you unintentionally look at their crotch or boobs, and then wonder if they noticed Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoWeighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creaking message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWeighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creaking Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoOne pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too many message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareOne pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too many Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agoYour home instance is down for hours message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYour home instance is down for hours Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agoTrying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredom message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareTrying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredom Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agoOut of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spot message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareOut of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spot Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anything message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anything Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agoQuestioning your life choices message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareQuestioning your life choices Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
