Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 个月前Carrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socksmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareCarrying a laundry load of socks, and you drop a sock, and when you try to pick it up you drop 2 more socksDr. WeskerMEnglish · 1 个月前message-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Forget something you specifically went to the store to getmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareForget something you specifically went to the store to getDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Weighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creakingmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWeighing out the likelihood of the noise you just heard being an intruder, ghost, or just the house creakingDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Out of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spotmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareOut of place grocery item, indicating an important choice was made on the spotDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-22 个月前You try to pull your jeans up without unbuttoning them, but then your underwear bunches up and it feels uncomfortablemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou try to pull your jeans up without unbuttoning them, but then your underwear bunches up and it feels uncomfortableDr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-22 个月前message-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Check the soup, it's not hot enough yet, check it again, it's too hot nowmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareCheck the soup, it's not hot enough yet, check it again, it's too hot nowDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前One pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too manymessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareOne pillow isn't enough, but two pillows is too manyDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-22 个月前Eating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouthmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareEating pistachios and then you eat a really bad tasting one, and you can't get the gross flavor out of your mouthDr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-22 个月前message-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Raising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fartmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareRaising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fartDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square6linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Trying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredommessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareTrying to figure out if the sensation is hunger or boredomDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Post nut claritymessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squarePost nut clarityDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前Questioning your life choicesmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareQuestioning your life choicesDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 个月前message-square5linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前Your home instance is down for hoursmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYour home instance is down for hoursDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前message-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前Flip the pillow over to get to the cool sidemessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down11
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareFlip the pillow over to get to the cool sideDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前message-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前You have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morningmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareYou have a dream with your ex in it, that you haven't seen in years, and it sours your whole morningDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前message-square3linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 3 个月前Feeling tired all day then getting your second wind at 22:00 when you want to go to bed so you don't feel tired tomorrowmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down10
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareFeeling tired all day then getting your second wind at 22:00 when you want to go to bed so you don't feel tired tomorrowpieguyEnglish · 3 个月前message-square5linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-23 个月前You need to break eye contact during a conversation with someone, and when you do you unintentionally look at their crotch or boobs, and then wonder if they noticedmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareYou need to break eye contact during a conversation with someone, and when you do you unintentionally look at their crotch or boobs, and then wonder if they noticedDr. WeskerMEnglish · edit-23 个月前message-square7linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前Waiting on another teammessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareWaiting on another teamDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 个月前message-square0linkfedilink
MelonYellow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 个月前Taking the long way home just to listen to more music message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareTaking the long way home just to listen to more music MelonYellow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 个月前message-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 个月前Looking forward to getting home to your catsmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareLooking forward to getting home to your catsDr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 个月前message-square0linkfedilink
