The Internet in Ancient Times

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Oh shit oh fuck what is wrong with these freaks!?

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Oh shit oh fuck what is wrong with these freaks!?

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Master didn't even sing me my dinner song 😭

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Master didn't even sing me my dinner song 😭

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Verily, I shake mine head

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Verily, I shake mine head

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Sounds like witchcraft, let's club 'im

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Sounds like witchcraft, let's club 'im

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Give it! GIVE IT!

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Give it! GIVE IT!

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

The elites are squabbling again...

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The elites are squabbling again...

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I TOLD YOU, GODS SAVE ME, I TOLD YOU

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I TOLD YOU, GODS SAVE ME, I TOLD YOU

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months ago

Those who know, know

sub.wetshaving.social

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Those who know, know

sub.wetshaving.social

Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months ago

zabadoh@ani.social · 2 months ago

Should have got it from the Dwarves...

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Should have got it from the Dwarves...

zabadoh@ani.social · 2 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Domestication influencer

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Domestication influencer

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

It was cutting edge back then

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It was cutting edge back then

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Bro, c'mon, don't be a scumbag

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Bro, c'mon, don't be a scumbag

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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zabadoh@ani.social · 3 months ago

Dire wolves ate my nephew! Should I worship them or hunt them to extinction?

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Dire wolves ate my nephew! Should I worship them or hunt them to extinction?

zabadoh@ani.social · 3 months ago

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spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 3 months ago

Super helpful homemaking tutorials!

www.youtube.com

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Super helpful homemaking tutorials!

www.youtube.com

spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 3 months ago

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𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social · 3 months ago

Ea-Nasir's customer service is horrible!

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Ea-Nasir's customer service is horrible!

𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social · 3 months ago

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jamie_oliver@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

what is up with kids praising SIGMA?

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what is up with kids praising SIGMA?

jamie_oliver@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Manucode@infosec.pubEnglish · 4 months ago

The tragedy of Cassandra

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The tragedy of Cassandra

Manucode@infosec.pubEnglish · 4 months ago

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distantsounds@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Is anyone else on the line?

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Is anyone else on the line?

distantsounds@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months ago

Behold my arrival

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Behold my arrival

IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months ago

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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

The online echo chambers are full of doom and gloom, but in the real world there’s still plenty of positive things to look forward to. What are YOU most looking forward to in the coming year 476?

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The online echo chambers are full of doom and gloom, but in the real world there’s still plenty of positive things to look forward to. What are YOU most looking forward to in the coming year 476?

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world

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Welcome to the stone age… or the bronze age… or the iron age… heck, anything with an ‘age’ is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.

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Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.

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