Novi Sad@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-220 days agoYour next glasses should have a very thin frame so that people don't need to wonder if you're filmingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour next glasses should have a very thin frame so that people don't need to wonder if you're filmingplus-squareNovi Sad@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-220 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@mander.xyz · 24 days agoThe uncanny valley could mean humans at one point needed to tell between humans and non humans to survivelemmy.mlimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe uncanny valley could mean humans at one point needed to tell between humans and non humans to survivelemmy.mlcm0002@mander.xyz · 24 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 28 days agoThe whole plot of the second Harry Potter book would have been avoided if Ginny had known Voldemort's real nameplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe whole plot of the second Harry Potter book would have been avoided if Ginny had known Voldemort's real nameplus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 28 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@literature.cafe · 1 month agoCars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you hornmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horncm0002@literature.cafe · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Mucki@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-21 month agoWhen it is winter we cool foods with a fridge inside a heated home ... while we have a fridge outside.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen it is winter we cool foods with a fridge inside a heated home ... while we have a fridge outside.plus-squareMucki@feddit.orgEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoPeacocks are just fancy turkeysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeacocks are just fancy turkeysplus-squareramius345@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
DiceTrauma@piefed.socialEnglish · edit-22 months agoSocial media has made me less social.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSocial media has made me less social.plus-squareDiceTrauma@piefed.socialEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 months agoNobody uses the white emojisplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down16
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareNobody uses the white emojisplus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square13linkfedilink
PhilipTheBucket@piefed.socialEnglish · 10 months agoSomeone who cared about the source material would actually be able to rescue "The Rings of Power" and turn it into a faithful adaptation, with this one simple trickplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareSomeone who cared about the source material would actually be able to rescue "The Rings of Power" and turn it into a faithful adaptation, with this one simple trickplus-squarePhilipTheBucket@piefed.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
cm0002@lemmy.world · 10 months agoThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squarecm0002@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Birch@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agoThe best way to get rid of the UK porn ban is to get one of the big sites classiefied as porn, such as YouTube or Facebook, which would actually be justified.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down11
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareThe best way to get rid of the UK porn ban is to get one of the big sites classiefied as porn, such as YouTube or Facebook, which would actually be justified.plus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Muad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months agoIsrael has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down124
arrow-up1-14arrow-down1message-squareIsrael has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse itplus-squareMuad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Genius@lemmy.zipEnglish · 11 months agoEveryone lives at home, that's what home means!message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down14
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareEveryone lives at home, that's what home means!Genius@lemmy.zipEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Lilyunad@lemmings.world · 11 months agoWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down117
arrow-up1-15arrow-down1message-squareWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squareLilyunad@lemmings.world · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 11 months agoNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likemessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down14
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likeFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 11 months agomessage-square17linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 11 months agoThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatormessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down110
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatorFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 11 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down13
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 months agoWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down11
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 11 months agoRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each othermessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down12
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each otherMatch!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agoPokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down15
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squarePokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink