Christian “Feiertage abschaffen” Dürr müsste doch gerade ein Problem mit solchen Temperaturen haben. Würde mich mal interessieren, wie sich Extremwetterlagen auf die Wirtschaft auswirken.

Bis zu drei Emojis sind erlaubt.

Dies ist fein.

So inspiring

Eau de Bouffon

Guys, I’m a Linux user, too, but can we stop having these fake arguments, please?

Many such cases

I never met anyone in real life who said the stuff shown in this meme. The handful of comments here are few and far between.

Spent two weeks debloating

The folks who care enough to debloat are either already on Linux or would spend maybe 1-2h to make a few fixes, before they get something they are okay with.

Just install Linux

For those who stick with Windows, it’s often more than “just switching”. They may need certain software, they may not be tech-savvy, they may be insecure about whether they could handle the occasional hiccup on a system that is completely new to them. All valid reasons for hesitation, and “just switch” is about as helpful as “just cheer up”.

Because learning Linux would take time.

I’ve used Linux for 15 years now, and I’m still constantly learning new things. Linux is so much more usable now than it ever was, and I also think more people should switch. But suggesting that you “learn Linux” in two weeks’ time is just silly and dishonest IMO.

I wish we as a community could stop with this sense of superiority and actually acknowledge people’s humane struggles to help them make the move.

Von links nach rechts: Skinny-Jeans zwei Nummern zu klein, Dresscode nicht gelesen, Sakko zu weit, der Verkäufer bei P&C sagt man trägt das jetzt so.

Dunno but Signal and Threema look like that.

Bist du des Wahnsinns!?

Bei dem Auftritt stimmt echt alles. Peinlicher Titel, Backpfeifengesichter in schlecht sitzenden Anzügen und weit und breit keine Frau in Sicht 🤌

Utucky

No u.

Maybe it would help if you had a heart-to-heart about why this is bothering you and (together) make a plan to tackle this. From your description, it seems like the occasional margarita is not really the issue but it’s the inconvenience to the staff, the embarrassment to you, and the costs that come with the dishes she orders. It might help to look at the menu online beforehand and decide on what you’re getting in advance. You could even pick out two dishes together, and you could share a few bites, if you’re okay with that. Her behavior seems to be at least a little compulsive, which is hard to get rid of but can be overcome with some practice.

Baked beans slices?

As a cyclist, I would be terrified of using that thing. Most car drivers can’t even handle a conventional roundabout and routinely cut off cyclists being there with them. This one would be like 10 seconds in hell with cars coming from every angle.

Du machst das Navi an wegen Stau und Sperrungen. Ich mache das Navi an, weil ich dumm bin und mich sonst hoffnungslos verirre, obwohl ich den Weg eigentlich™ kenne. Wir sind nicht gleich.

Gimme that co-pilot with real intelligence —> Shows you syntax errors and inconsistent object definitions.

I said real intelligence —>

From Wikipedia:

John Wilder Tukey (/ˈtuːki/; June 16, 1915 – July 26, 2000) was an American mathematician and statistician, best known for the development of the fast Fourier Transform (FFT) algorithm and the box plot.

The comic strip was published on June 18 2025, two days after Tukey’s 110th birthday. The last sentence combines a precise but wrong statement (Tukey would be 110,000 years old today) with an imprecise but correct statement (his birthday is some time that week).

Probably Python and R for statistical analysis, which is common nowadays in most empirical sciences.

Yes, I simply don’t think this one is particularly good.