yep… that’s me

250g per person.

We make 500g for 2 normal sized (lean) people and it’s nearly not enough

I prepare that for two people and it’s nearly not enough (it’s enough if you also make a salad). And we have normal weight.

Darf gerne von Russland abgeschossen werden

Imagine calling a pod a house.

I don’t, and I know that I’m fucked one day.

Science has always been like this: “Don’t do [insert any thing I regularly do] or you are fucked”.

Revolt?

I travelled a lot and never pre booked more than the first night

Complete overhaul within a year. Would take 5 years nowadays.

That shit is too slow, you are blinded for a second until it detects you, I hate them.

Ich war schon in Ländern, da war es normal sein Schwein oder seine Hühner mit in den Bus zu nehmen und niemanden hat’s interessiert.

Today’s Broccoli isn’t so different.

What about magical visual perception?

But does it consider magic?

Now imagine being born in Europe around 1910

You seem to know nothing about Germany

You confuse them with US Americans.

Me with 24 :o